The Water We Live On

"Some people live on water." That sentence could mean so many things...here are a few possible interpretations: 1) Some people need water to survive (although this isn't my favorite interpretation because EVERYONE needs water to survive), 2) Some people reside in houses that float on water, and 3) Some people reside in houses, on land, ABOVE water. Today, I will address option number 3, by describing the strange and mysterious geological formation known as the AQUIFER.

You may say, "aquifer? WHATEVER!" If you said that, you probably mean to say this, "aquifer? WhATEvR!" And you would be right to say that, because, for example, in the United States, we derive 30% of our ground water from a SINGLE, GIGANTIC aquifer that has an awesome name: the Ogallala aquifer. According to wikipedia, this aquifer covers 174,000 square miles in the center of the United States, and it lies underneath eight states: South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas. That is one big aquifer.

But what exactly IS an aquifer? I like to imagine that it is an underground lake...but it really isn't...apparently it is more like an underground gravel pit...a WET underground gravel pit, surrounded on all sides (top and bottom) by hard, dense rock that doesn't allow water to easily move through it (in contrast to the gravel). The Ogallala aquifer formed a long time ago (2-6 million years ago), after the Rocky Mountains were born, when erosion from streams carried loose rocky material down from the mountains and deposited it in the low-lying areas of the ancient landscape. It would eventually look something kind of like this (from the waterencyclopedia.com website):
There is a ridiculous amount of water beneath our feet (from Wikipedia, the US Geological Survey estimates that it contained roughly 2,925,000,000 acre-feet of water in 2005)! The scale of it is illustrated in this image taken from Wikipedia:

But in a recent article from the New York Times, and in basically ANYTHING you read about the Ogallala aquifer, you will learn that we are pumping water OUT of this aquifer (into water towers perhaps?) at a rate that far exceeds the rate at which water flows back into it. The wikipedia article says that at the times of heaviest consumption, parts of the aquifer were drained by 5 feet per year. At the same time, water was flowing back into the aquifer at a maximum rate of 6 inches per year (and in many areas, like Texas and New Mexico rates on the order of 0.02 inches per year).

There WAS a ridiculous amount of water beneath our feet, as illustrated by THIS image from Wikipedia:
There are certain aspects of our unsustainable life-style, as humans, and especially as Americans, that are sometimes (unfortunately) relatively easy to ignore because the signs of their consequences remain abstract. But I have never seen such consensus on any issue regarding the environment...if we don't change or stop our currently unsustainable farming practices (growing too much corn, in areas that don't have the climate to support it, for example) the Ogallala aquifer WILL run dry, SOON (according to Wikipedia, in as soon as 25 years). Although I believe in global warming, and I know that many of the resources we take for granted are limited, these still exist largely as ideas in my head. In a strange way, it was almost a pleasure for me to become aware of the Ogallala aquifer, because it is clear, it is indisputable, and it is occurring on a time-scale that will be felt within my generation. I think what pleased me is this: few things in life are so clear, and we should be thankful that, for once, we have a clue as to what path we should take forward. (A path other than the one we are currently on).

This Must Be The Place

There is a lot going on these days! One of the most notable things among that lot is that my sister is trying to decide where she will work as a PROFESSIONAL nurse practitioner. Yep, she recently went pro, and she has been deciding between the top two nursing teams in the southwest: The Texas Tourniquets and the New Mexico Naloxones. As she makes her decision to sign with one of these teams, I wanted to share this video to cheer her on, and to remind her that wherever she goes, we won't be far behind her:

Water Too Must Fall...

Imagine this: you and me...and the internet? It could happen. Maybe it IS happening. Maybe even right now. And if you listen closely, you will hear me whisper this question: "how much do you need water?" And then you will hear me answer that question for you, even before you get a chance to respond: "more than lip balm!" (I may or may not whisper that part). Here is my evidence:


How could los tres amigos have avoided this predicament? Before I get a chance to write it, I imagine you all standing on your chairs, bending at your hips, clenching your fists, spraying beads of foamy spit onto your glowing computer screen as you shout, "With a modern water distribution system!"

I always find it incredible how much we think alike.

What is more modern than gravity? Electricity. What single invention provides water reliably to entire neighborhoods AND incorporates two opposite things like "the new" and "the old" better than Dairy Queen combines Hot and Cold? I won't even answer this question because it is so obvious. I will just transition abruptly into the middle of a sentence at the end of a 600 word essay that assumes you know the answer...because I ASSUME that you do.

...and that is how Isaac Newton discovered the emerging and lucrative industry of Water Towers.

What I will not assume is that you know how a water tower works. I am not ashamed to admit that I didn't know how they worked before I began a thorough investigation of free online encyclopedias including Wikipedia and HowStuffWorks. It is actually pretty clever and surprisingly straight-forward:

Water towers are tall. That's what makes them towers. What happens if you put water in a BIG tank on top of a tower and then poke a hole in that tank? Well gosh darn it, that water is gonna go down to the ground. The ground from whence it came. But how on earth did it get up there in the first place? Electricity and pumps. For this it helps to see a diagram (from HowStuffWorks.com):



Here: A is the water coming from the water treatment plant, B is the electric pump that pushes water up the water tower or into the municipal water system, D is the water tower, and C is the water outlet towards the sinks and showers of town.

But why would ANYBODY want to put water up in a big tank and waste all that electricity putting it up there? Well the answer is: to SAVE electricity. As you can imagine, there are some times of the day when the demand for water is quite high...these are times when most people shower, water golf courses, use slip'n'slides etc. If electric pumps had to pump all the water during these peaks in demand, they might not be able to keep up, that's why people use water towers. If you give gravity the chance to back up its friend electricity, the two of them are essentially unstoppable.

Except when one of them stops...and the one that stops is typically electricity...as gravity is FAIRLY reliable, in my experience. And this is another case in which it is desirable to have a water tower: power outages. If electricity gets tired - and it sometimes does during windstorms and other times when electricity fails - gravity is there to provide the force to push water down from the water tower through the pipes and onto your slip'n'slide.

When the electricity comes back on, or the demand for water decreases, the pumps that normally provide water to the city, can refill the water tower in preparation for the next windstorm or the next time somebody builds a water park in the middle of the desert. Some of the comments about this water park are pretty funny.

The higher the water tower, the more pressure you get out at the bottom. According to wikipedia...and the universe...every 30 meters of elevation in a water tower can generate a water pressure of 43.5 psi down on the ground where you and I need it. Municipal water supplies typically run at a pressure of 50-100 psi, and household appliances require pressures of 20-30 psi.

In addition to their functional value, water towers are essentially billboards filled with water. Typically they advertise the town in which they are built. Sometimes people paint silly things on them. For example here or here or maybe my favorite here. Other water towers look like spaceships.

Having realized that water towers aren't boring tanks of water in the sky, but active members of their communities, I have become more aware and appreciative of their existence. And that is how Isaac Newton discovered the emerging and lucrative industry of Water Towers.